In January 2025, my very first children’s book will be hurled into the world: THE BIG BOOK OF BARF – A Spewnami of Sick Science, Hurled History and Body Oddities in Ralphabetical Order. My publisher is Bright Matter, a non-fiction imprint of Random House Books for Children. Woo hoo!!
Day after day, my noggin is rumbling with random thoughts like these:
- Seriously? I’m going to be a 62 year old debut author! How? WHAT?!!
- Got to start a list of all of the people I want to thank for encouraging me all these years (and years and years). That’s going to be a long list.
- This is real. Like for reals real. It’s actually happening. Maybe it’s finally safe to celebrate.
- Publishing is one random, subjective business.
- It’s true. Preparation pays off.
- Got to find a way to express my gratitude to my family in a tangible way.
- Wish I could reconnect with my teachers from across the years who recognized, challenged and championed my abilities.
- I’m finally going to have my very own ISBN!!!
- So glad I went to that SCBWI-MI workshop in March 2020 to learn how to create a non-fiction book proposal. I followed the “recipe” and it worked!
- Presenting at the elementary school where I was a student and my kids went to school will be surreal.
- Never ever thought I’d write a whole book about barf, but the whole process was a joy.
- I need to come up with a snappy comeback for when kids inevitably ask, “How old are you?”
- Better get noodling on my next non-fiction project and perfecting a new proposal.
- Wondering if I’ll get to do a dedication page. What’ll I say?
- Can’t believe this book was sparked by a serendipitous, random comment during an ordinary conversation. Magic!
- Is it too self-centered to worry that commotion over the presidential election will interfere with my debut. (Uh. Probably!)
- What if my publisher goes belly up before my book comes out?
- Please oh please do not ask me to write a second book (an “eek”quel to THE BIG BOOK OF BARF) about #2. (I poo poo that idea!} Love non-fiction, but not that!
- Chuckling over the thought of my obituary. “Children’s author Vicky Lorencen will be remembered for THE BIG BOOK OF BARF.” I love the thought of making people laugh even after I’m gone.
- I am going to hear a ‘hurl” lot of barf stories.
- My name is about to change to Children’s Author Vicky Lorencen. I sure like the sound of that.
- Wonder how I’ll react when I hold my book for the first time.
- Can’t wait to do school visits. (First, I need to get tips from all my friends who are pros.) It also reminds me of #16.
- I need to get in better shape so I’ll have energy to enjoy what’s ahead.
- No way am I going to become a self-absorbed ninny once book comes out. I hope. (See 17 Things I Want to Remember Not to Forget After I’m Published.)
- Hoping kids will really, really, really like my book. Yes, really.
- Wouldn’t it be cool if my success encourages another writer who is still in the “waiting room.”
- It’s so weird how this feels inevitable. Why or how, I don’t know, but it does.
- Sure this sounds crazy, but I fantasize about speaking at the SCBWI winter conference in NY and wonder what song to I want playing as I approach the podium. (No point waiting till the last minute–or for an invitation to speak.)
BONUS! Everyone who entered Frog on a Dime’s 11th Birthday Giveaway can look forward to receiving a very special surprise in February. Thank you so much for your patience and encouragement!
So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll move mountains. ~ Dr. Seuss